Security measure: Security questions...

...are the lamest type of security. I tried logging into my student loan site last night and it asked me some security questions. I didn't know if it was trying to set them or if I messed up my password and was trying to verify me.

Question: What was your first job?

My attempts to remember what I typed 15+ months ago: stockboy ... (do spaces matter?) ... stock boy ... (was I specific?) ... stockboy at norman's market ... stockboy at norman's ... stock boy at normans ... professional replenishment engineer ... (oh wait, I had a paper route...) ... paper boy ... paperboy

I didn't get that far, my account is now locked and I have to call their support number. Another popular security question is "what is your pet's name?". Well it was Fluffy, but Fluffy was run over and now I have Biscuits, but when did I answer this question? I had several pets then, which did I name? Static questions (mother's maiden name, city of birth, father's middle name, etc) are so simple to find out from quick Google searches, they're not really secure.