Invention of the year: Ultimate alarm clock
Straight from the greatest goblin tinkerers in the Undermine, the ultimate alarm clock. First you need a CD alarm clock. You can get this for $10-20 on Amazon. Place the alarm clock on the opposite side of your bedroom and turn the volume up. Next put in any CD containing music by The White Stripes and queue up any of their songs to play when the alarm goes off. You'll be out of bed so fast to turn it off, you'll even get a little adrenaline rush as your body prepares to defend from any other harmful stimuli. and it will be impossible to go back to sleep. I would recommend pirating the music, or recording the 30 second previews on iTunes. Purchasing a CD will just encourage Jack White to make more songs.
Why such feelings for what is currently a very hot band?
Their videos are very cool. But look at the drumming. Someone photoshop a pan in her hand and one on her head, then put her on the kitchen floor, shrink her, and put mom in there baking a cake. Listen to the vocals, his voice is not one that should be famous. You want really bad? Listen to / watch the video for their newest song, Icky Thump... HOLY SHIT IT'S HORRID!!! No amount of cool video editing and make me sit through that song.
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